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Name: Alien
Gender: Female
Interests: Arsenal, plugging into the Matrix, sea-monkeys
Expertise: How to plug into the Matrix, being blerrblerr
Occupation: Plugger of the Matrix
Industry: The Matrix
Message: message me
Member Since:
5/4/2007
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| yeah, sorry for the wait.
I'm also moving the blog. blogspot maybe?
I will start blogging but my internet's seriously effed right now. When its better i'll start again.
I'm only doing this cause you all asked oh so nicely.
bye bye.
Alienpoo.
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| There should be an Internet Jail.
Like if a person does something wrong, then the dudes on the internet will ban the wronged person from the internet and then the person must also wear a t-shirt saying "I LOVE HILLARY DUFF".
Now THAT will be torture. Excuse me if I misspelled her name.
Cause I deserve that punishment as I'm going to write a damn short blog entry.
Exams are damn near and I have some homework on hiatus cause I'm writing this entry.
On other news, ARSENAL IS AT THE TOP OF THE LEAGUE for this moment!
So now to wrap up my damn short entry which makes me deserve to wear the horrid t-shirt, I present to you...
NOTHING!
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Damn it, give me the t-shirt now...................
Loverly love,
The Alien Poo.
Note: I don't want to offend any Hillary Duff fans out there as this entry is made for entertainment purposes only. I do in fact think she is sexy cause now she has found her boobs that have been hiding in the dark for a long time.
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| RUSHING.
Yes, yes this post will be rushed so theres no point of even glancing at it.
The reason I rushed is because that I have given great thought and pondering to my tag that im about to write.
Usually I dont do tags because...I just don't.
But dear, dear Mae Yune tagged me so I'll just do the tag.
RULES:
1. The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.
2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
4. If you are tagged the second time, there is NO need to do this again.
5. Lastly, and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.
1. Non-smoker
Smoking can cause health related problems...and makes your mouth smell bad...and I'm also allergic to the smell...then I'll get a headache.
2. No Bad B.O.
Again, I will get allergic then a headache.
3. Can't Wear Too Strong Perfume
And can't wear too girly perfume either.
4. Funny
Or soo not funny until its funny.
5. Sexy
I don't think it needs an explanation.
6. Can't HATE Arsenal
I don't mind if we like different teams but just must respect the liking.
7. Healthy
Healthy people are healthy everywhere...even in stuff liiiike...i dont know... in bed I guess...
8. Smart
I need somebody to talk politics and world happenings with.
The gender of my 'perfect' lover can be male or female. Hermaphrodites also okay.
But preferably male.
The eight other victims that I tag are already tagged so I'll just tag the anonymity of the people of the internet.
What a fun tag.
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Okay, that was my shot at making the post boring as to keep it with the blog's theme.
Cheers.
The (Rather Daft) Alien Poo.
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| Yes, I have to Pee.
I FINALLY have a theme for my blog!
Its............
"Politically Esoteric Elements"
And WHY "P.E.E"
Cause "Pee" is "Poo's" evil partner in crime of....evilness.
So whatever I know I will divulge the information from that tiny little pocket in my head and spread it to the world though internet like those freakin mosquitoes.
So "Poo" will get jealous and try to go after "Pee" and then the World will be a much better place.
And by World I mean anus.
So Yes the blog will finally live up to "Don't Waste Your Life Reading My Blog"!
And so, for my opening post, I shall write:
Nothing!
Pisses you off right?
The Alien Poo.
P.S. Happy Birthday, Megan!
P.S.S. Happy Belated Birthday Sharon and Mae Yune and sorry for not mentioning it earlier!
P.S.S. Sarah if you read this then Happy Birthday!
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| Sean Kingston is such a Beautiful Girl.
Gosh, can't stand that song.
So anyway, I decided to restart my blog cause I just found out my blog has an audience...mainly of the Yahoo and Google machine thingy but nevermind, the robots are checking out my blog.
I feel like a friend companion to robots.
So my birthday is coming up soon. Damn it, I feel old.
Few years ago, when I was still a kid, I made a pact with the tiny person in the red outfit on my left shoulder that if I stayed a kid forever, I will allow her to beat up the tiny person with the freaky wings on my right shoulder.
So I DID get older so I beat HER up for lying to me.
So kids, do NOT make pacts with the devil inside of you.
Freaking double personalities...
So I want to wish Happy Hari Merdeka National Day! to all Malaysians!
I'm FIFTY years old today!
Well, not me, but Malaysia!
Okay enough exclamation marks.
And blogging.
And crapping.
Well blogging IS crapping.
Kay I'm gonna stop.
Alright.
But I tend to go on.
okay, STOP!
The Alien Poo.
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